New Movies This Week

Skip It:

Strange Wilderness - I like a lot of the members of the cast, but from what I've seen of this movie I think it looks stupid and pointless.


The Eye - Not that the J-Horror trend isn't dead and in the water, but the original version of this movie was one of my favorites and they go and re-make it starting Jessica Alba? Who really thinks that she can act? I mean, seriously, has there been any proof of this? Oh, and all of her movies flop too. Sure, she was in the Fantastic Four movies (both of which sucked) and Sin City, but she wasn't the reason they succeeded. Everything else has been a disaster with horrible reviews and lousy profit margins. I know she's hot as all hell, but why can't Hollywood figure out that she doesn't have what it takes?


Over Her Dead Body - Well this one certainly looks stupid. Why didn't this go straight to DVD? Eva Longoria does have acting ability, but it'll be wasted in this which appears to be a lowest common denominator type of movie.


Hannah Montana Concert Movie - This one is certain to be number one for this week for sure. Hopefully it will tail off and not become a 100 million dollar hit (I have seen and will continue to see every movie that makes it to that milestone... I REALLY don't want to see this movie). Apparently this Montana character is the hottest thing in tweener music, as if that's a genre that deserves to exist, and lots of unfortunate adults are going to get dragged by their kids to watch this crap, which signals new low water marks for both film and music.