#120 - Next - This movie is confusing, stupid, poorly written and poorly acted. If Nick Cage wasn't involved, it probably would have went straight to the frickin' Sci Fi Channel.
#119 - Wild Hogs - One of the biggest hits of 2007, though I have no explanation why. What I saw was four people engaging in the same gay and fart jokes that have been in every bad comedy for decades. Dreadful and stupid.
#118 - Pathfinder: Legend Of The Ghost Warrior - A big-time disappointment, this movie had story elements that could have made for a great picture, but instead was a disjointed mess.
#117 - I Think I Love My Wife - Re-makes of European films rarely work and this one, which stars Chris Rock, didn't either. The sensibilities just don't translate well to American film-making.
#116 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - Certainly there were worse movies aimed at children this year, but this is one of the few ones that I've actually seen. Bottom line is that the movie was BORING. I can't imagine that worked too well with children whose attention spans are just shorter than that of a ladybug.
#115 - Premonition - A dumb science fiction movie that I've absolutely seen before, Premonition also features one of the absolute worst endings of all-time. See, if Sandra Bullock didn't have her premonitions, her husband would have never been killed, but the important thing is that he got her pregnant before she accidently got him killed in a gruesome accident. After all, a man's life is worthless compared to a baby's, right? Right? You can almost hear the screenwriter getting dumped right when they put together that ending.
#114 - The Heartbreak Kid - Ugly, stupid and trite. Most of the jokes are complete whiffs and everyone involved with the film has done so much better throughout their careers.
#113 - Mr. Woodcock - Billy Bob Thornton has played this role too many times now, I think. It's a nasty little movie with no redemption at it's core.
#112 - Good Luck Chuck - A dumb little movie with two of Hollywood's least talented in the lead roles, this one has a horrible story, too many plot contrivances and more than a few scenes which are downright bad for society.
#111 - The Condemned - Rather than just making a straight-up fight to the death action flick this movie decides it needs to add social commentary and morals and shit when a pointless, but slick bloodbath would be best.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
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