Hollywood isn't even bothering to put out quality content this week, knowing fully well that it will all be consumed by Spiderman 3 next weekend. 4 new movies were released... 3 weren't screened for critics.
The Invisible - This week's obligatory horror film is sort of a goth twist on the invisible man story. This is the most interesting movie of the week, and it sounds and looks lousy.
Verdict: Rent it.
Next - Nick Cage continues to dunk his Oscar in shit with this sci fi movie that not only ruins his legacy as an actor, but Philip K. Dick's legacy as a writer. The movie cost 70 million to make and it was held back from critics. What does that tell you?
Verdict: Skip it.
The Condemned - An action movie starring Stone Cold Steve Austin as a convict who must fight to the death to win a pardon. Can you believe that this is the movie that was screened for critics?
Verdict: Avoid it.
Kickin' It Old School - Jamie Kennedy stars as a break-dancer who falls into a coma and wakes up 20 years later when break-dancing is no longer cool. I have no interest in this movie, but fortunately it doesn't look like anyone else does either, so maybe Jamie can finally but this stupid bullshit character to rest for good.
Verdict: Avoid it. Like the plague.
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